Vacation Time

It's vacation time, and what better place to spend it than my aunt and uncle's house filled with random things! Pictures coming soon.

I Am Superstitious

So there has to be a fourteenth entry STAT.

I decided there should be some real content here, so some talk about "pataphors." I just realized that about everything I say in public is a pataphor. (I make more sense in writing because I can press the "delete" key. Those of you that see me in person know that my brain sometimes (always) goes into some weird dimension where owls have beards and cats can wear underwear too. ) Two degrees of separation from reality? You bet! 

Comparison between metaphor and pataphor:

Metaphor- Her eyes glistened like a duck's back.

Pataphor- Her eyes glistened, the back of the brown duck at William Puff's pond. The duck was searching for bread crumbs thrown by the tourist Saline Brunsby. Saline had bought an entire loaf of discount Wonderbread at the ol' seven and seven just across the street for the express purpose of throwing to the ducks and occasional goose. The geese and ducks did not like each other, and engaged in waterfowl play. (ohhhh bad pun alert!) Saline did not enjoy avian violence, so she tried to limit her bread-throwing activities to areas populated by only ducks. Sometimes, a rowboat would appear and the waterfowl would scatter while Saline waved to the occupants. It was a nice day. 

This is a daily occurrence in Alex Land. Please try not to move there. 

T.V. Guide Sitcom Summary of My Life

Alex's Life- Comedy

Alex gets addicted to milk tea and cannot stop drinking it. Meanwhile, Grebenna hides her guinea pigs in a fridge for the winter.

Economics Time-Game

Can you study for economics in time for the big final? With host Gralex Chewin.

Love, Love, Love- Comedy/Drama

All's fair in love and Connect 4. Five friends discuss the turmoil within their hearts. Can Gramie find love overseas without getting tangled in bracelets?

Cat's Hour-Children

We love cats! Pictures of cats for hours upon hours.

Singin' Time

Sing along with the crew! Grarwen, Gronnie, and Gralvin lead the Fun Time Crew during this half-hour of hit tunes and groovy jams.

Hawaiiiiiiiiiiii-Documentary

Everybody loves Hawaii! Say "Aloha" to Grolton, Gralvin, and Greebo as they surf the sights and sounds of the "Watery State of Hell."

Lame but True

Everybody who loves video games and Super Smash Brothers is excited about the new Super Smash coming out. You may even be excited about it. Do you have something in particular that you are especially anticipating? I do.

It's stickers.

Yes. I am excited about stickers. Fake stickers from a video game.